Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There’s Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.
Ever wonder, What would your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!
A great tool for those looking for that unique baby name! I am now legally changing my name to Rust Mustang! Find your new name here.
(HT: Dave)
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I shall now go by the name of Fire Patriot Palin. That website, from comments left by others, gave out some very interesting names. I happen to like mine.
Yeah, Tyler and Lauren will not be changing their names. However, Rust Mustang has a real manly sound to it, and Heather is now my little Krinkle Bearcat!
haha..that’s a great site. I am now Steak Leather Palin
Say hello to Luger Otter, and my wife Mullet Troll!!
Todd (aka, Luger!)
Shaver Razorback here (doesn’t paint a pretty picture does it!), along with my wife Pick Beef (?), my oldest son Revolver Trooper (a little worrisome) and my youngest son McCain Fortress (I personally like this one…no Obama fortresses in this house!). I like yours too Phillip.
Rob
P.s. Mullet Troll, Todd? Does your wife know you put that out for the rest of us to read?
Hey, we are children of the 80′s you know….Mullet’s don’t scare us!
Todd
I am thinking maybe Mullet and Razor should meet sometime!
Plate Jungle…why didn’t my parents think of that?!
Oh yeah, and my family, Can Lightning (Matt), Plank Castle (Gracie) and Slap Spear (Malachi). Nice to meet ya, Rust.
The plate married a can! I am sure Malachi will live up to his name slap someday soon.